May 2011
1 post
When you're at school and you see someone who has...
LMAO sooooooooooooa true.!!
April 2011
23 posts
When your period's late but you've never had sex
wildstarberry:
dignity-:
pancakes-:
punchthehighlightsoutofyourhair:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
lol I be thinking this everytime I’m late.!!!
that awkward moment when somebody in your family...
thatawkwardmomenttt:
“Uhhh, lemme check something first real quick.”
*log out of everything and clear the history*
“Here you go!”
Santa , All I want for Christmas is . . .
wildstarberry:
- Christopher Maurice Brown
- Daniel Dwayne Simmons III
- Aubrey Drake Graham
- Tremaine Aldon Neverson
&+Michael Stevenson
Is that Too Muchh ?
&&&&
Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi
Cameron Jibril Thomaz
Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Sean Michael Leonard Anderson
i can't wait to get married
wildstarberry:
ballerinabri:
youremyguidinglight:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
LMAO at...
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
FOREVER REBLOG.
I miss watching "That's So Raven"
how i cross a street.
amazingsilk:
alien-sexx:
I don’t look both ways I just walk
When a car comes ( I think to myself , mother fucker you got brakes you hit me i get money)
LOL
I Do This!!! And When Somebody With Me Says “Stop” I Say, “I’M Not Goin Get Hit They Know Better” Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
When you press a toys button at a store and it...
futuristic-loverrrr:
You just stand there staring at it for a second like:
Then you run:
Then you’re like “that didn’t happen.”
The akward momment when you dont know how to phone...
hennyandcoke:
The guy would be like be “Yeah baby, what chu gonna do to me?”
And you wouldn’t know what to say so you’ll say “whatever you want.”
And he’ll get excited and say “Baby tell me all the freaky shit you would do”
And you don’t know what to say, so you tell him your mom needs to use the phone.
horror movies
bhabii-kawaii:
I CANT BELIEVE YOU’VE JUST WALKED INTO A DARK ROOM ALONE
RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN HE’S COMING FOR YA
STUPIDDDD, DONT STUMBLE, HE’S JUST BEHIND YOU
THERE HE IS, BEHIND YOU, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUN LIKE FORREST
I love how in scary movies the person yells out,...
“Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
Facebook...
mashedbananaa:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups...
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
phew! that was a close one.
Do you see God ?
Teacher: Do you see God? Student: No teacher Teacher: Can you touch God? Student: No teacher Teacher: Then maybe there’s no God. Student: Teacher do you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: Then maybe you have no brain …
Imma use this (: loll
That "OMG i think I'm Jesus" moment when the song...
Lmao!!!
March 2011
11 posts
when i see someone with a hot body and pretty face
mylipsarechapping:
bitch, you should have to choose one or the other.
Hahaha lmao
When you show someone else something funny you...
You:
Them:
This is me all the wayyy lol
Even though I'm not tumblr famous, this is how I...
dreezyeffin:
Mom, dad; When I ask you for money, all you gotta...
Don’t be shy!
I'd go here if it was real.
drdetonator:
secondmagic:
lighhtmeup:
epikfailx:
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WHY CANT THIS BE REAL :’(
I’D PROBABLY HAVE ACTUAL FRIENDS!
I would wear the pants uniform, lol I would have to actually shave my legs to wear the skirt. But yeah, this would be fan-fucking-tastic if it were real. ~
Kids at school are like Taylor Gang Or Die
sorrymsjackson:
bobbibreakdown:
I’m just like
And I ask them what songs they know And they are all like I just sit there and I’m like Then I’m like
ahah happens almost everyday ! had to reblog.
February 2011
25 posts
That moment when your friends spot your crush
diamondshante:
bestpostarchive:
and they look back at you like…
And then you’re like…
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Lmbo!!
When I get to school in the morning and someone is...
diamondshante:
I’m like
It’s too early for this shit.
Hellz Yeah ~
So...
enjoiiliife:
And I was like: Ppl thought he was jokin so they like: And his friends were like: And all his fans were like: Even your friend’s owl was like: THEN: So now people are like: Yes, Soulja Boy, you are really cool:
“My Goodies, My goodies, My goodies,
NOT MY GOODIES.!!!!
lol :) this use to be...”
Christopher Has Me Going Crazy..
nationbreezy:
katbrown:
First he goes like this…
Then Im like…
Then hes like…
And Im like…
And he’s like…
And Im like….
And Chris is like…
And Im like…
And Chris is like…
And Im like…
When I didn't study for a test, but get an A
youwantmexxxo:
